Sometimes

Sometimes it is fun to scream out obscenities and watch the tourists with their wide eyes and open mouths wonder "What's wrong with these people?"

Sometimes it is fun to pretend you are an important producer or designer and watch the tourists try to figure out who you are and say "I think he wrote Batman or something."

Sometimes the tourists ask you.

Sometimes the tourists get autographs.

Sometimes it is fun to be yourself, drunk on Tuesday at ten in the morning and watch the tourists with their wide eyes and open mouths wonder "What's wrong with these people?"